You're so vain. I bet you think this post is about you. And IT IS.
There are some ghosts that need exorcising, and my quarter is of the agreement that writing about it would serve me well.
Yesterday I blew up and mentioned their names on Twitter. But this is better.
Lying Iranian Aunty
Yesterday on a random "spot check of the bitches" I found out that the Lying Iranian Aunty is STILL NOT FUCKING OVER IT. I don't know what is her problem, other people look back at their year not with that kind of venom, but with a bittersweet feeling and view. And certainly not LIES about other people.
What riled me up was her statement last week that my quarter cheated on her with me who was married. This came in her summary of 2012 (and she doesn't know how to spell 'summary' as well, don't know if it's because she's Iranian (can't write in English) or because she's just dumb). I'm not sure how she got her job, but I suppose they don't involve much spelling and writing or brainpower.
Anyway, that was an outright lie, same as the fact that she created a fake account to suddenly bombard me with insults (and to defend herself in the same vein) when I was openly bitching about her on Twitter for spreading lies about me and my quarter. After the quarter and I bashed her on Twitter for creating that account, she called him from the UK and shouted at him. And still unhappy, she wrote him an email threatening him to which he replied to leave us alone. I know, because I was with him when all this went down.
On that morning, both of us found out that she is a pathological liar.
She tweeted that the quarter was so desperate that he wrote her an email. And wanna hear something even more hilarious? She wrote in the email that she is happy with her boyfriend, and she's pregnant and getting married and anything happens to her and the baby because of the stress we're giving her, she is going to sue. On what grounds? I dunno. Kinda dumb because she started all this shit.
(By the way she's not even pregnant or anywhere close to getting married. El Oh El right?)
She even threatened to expose his P&C work, I think all her employers should be worried now. If she doesn't like you she will want to expose confidential company information. All that because she cannot fight a war of words on fucking Twitter which she started.
And her biggest lie - that he cheated on her with me, was nowhere close to the truth. He dumped her before he even met me. She was unable to accept that he dumped her, and begged him to stay and not see anyone else for at least a month. Damn, even I didn't make my ex HUSBAND to not see anyone for a month after the divorce. What kinda fucked up terms and conditions is that?
And then he met me and we were pretty open about seeing each other and was pretty obvious about it in the frickin' social media (if she was his girlfriend at that time don't tell me she didn't see it?). I even met his close friends soon after I started going out with him and one of them was even saying that he deleted her from Facebook because he thinks she is stalking him. But she had hope, and he did tell me that it was his mistake to keep that "friendship" around. He should have cut her off completely.
She tried to beg him to stay, he told her politely to fuck off but she didn't get it. She gave him a birthday present, and he gave it away. And then she got angry and said he was cheating on her after that? Like seriously? It's your supposed boyfriend's birthday and he's off galavanting on some island with some girl. Something is not right there isn't it? Either he's not your boyfriend or you are OK with him doing that (which makes you a moron).
So tell me, who is the liar now Arta?
And for the sake of your sanity, and happiness (if that is even possible for a bitter old lady like you), just give it a rest. Quit spreading lies about me and my quarter. Stop your slander. Do you know what that word means? If you don't plus fucking google it.
The Ustazah on Happy Pills who is also a Politician (Ustapol)
That is a loooong description of this person! But I think the most apt.
Managing perceptions is what this Ustapol is good at. Extremely good at I might add. She is the type who will appear all holy and good (even is she says she isn't a saint) in her public persona, but a vile, bitter, scheming and thoroughly insincere person behind this "I'm no angel but I appear to be" veil.
Confusing right? I came across her when I scanned through the quarter's Facebook, and asked him who she was because at one point she was flooding his page with links to her blog. So he told me.
The quarter doesn't like to talk about her. He has nothing nice to say about her, and gets irritated at the mention of her name. He even said that she is a rebound that he wished didn't happen.
I read her blog entries about him, and there was one entry that I still remember until today. It was quite possibly the last blog post that was openly about him. The ones after that was just taking a dig at him posting pictures of me in my bikini and other judgemental stuff (but of course she doesn't judge, she's no angel herself - but still she goes ahead and does it).
What brought her back into the picture was actually me finding out that she tried to make friends with this Arta person after Arta got dumped. Apparently that is her usual modus operandi. Collect so called friends to make herself look good. An enemy of my enemy is my friend kinda shit, you know what I mean? Even if that person is someone she loathes, or if that person hated her guts before.
So. It's frickin obvious she is NOT FUCKING OVER IT ALREADY.
The quarter was telling me she tried to weasel her way to be friends with his friends, family and colleagues. He didn't feel that she is sincere. She was also having plenty of affairs behind his back while they were supposedly dating, seeing her ex, some other old men. She writes to them, calls them baby, tells them she misses them, arranges dates, the whole gooey shebang.
How do I know this? Because she's not very smart, that how I know. And of course it's all in black and white.
But that's her problem, I suppose. What her vagina does in her spare time is nobody's business. She can even quote the Quran and hadiths while she's at it, it's still no one's business but hers. I'm not judging! Really.
It's funny though, on one side we have this Arta, making herself look stupid in public, and then we have her, who supplies ammo to Arta and in the process makes Arta look stupid and crazy and herself look like a poised non crazy person. Managing perceptions at work here honey! Although she is anything but. Because if she is truly a decent person, she would not approach Arta in the first place.
Like someone said to me yesterday, for what (the point of her contacting Arta)? For bitching?
Why she is horrible is because she fed Arta personal information (I'll be your little secret keeper she wrote in her blog, and then proceeds to find a poor idiot like Arta who will babble about it while she kept quiet). By the way Ustapol, I KNOW all the dirty little secrets very early in the relationship. I've always been inquisitive and shall I say, investigative, if I'm interested in something or someone, so I know everything that I needed to know. And guess what? It doesn't bother me at all. Because, using your words "I'm no angel" myself.
If she is over it, why one year later she is still bitching about it and trying to find allies and spreading stories about others? Silence is a great source of strength my ass. She is truly sad and pathetic and 'poyo' and 'perasan bagus'. The two Malay words in the latter part are for the lack of better description for this person.
The quarter told me she is like a fly that buzzes around your house and wouldn't go away even when you try swatting her. That even her voice is annoying. I really need to hear how this Ustapol speaks. I bet it's a riot.
It's possible that she has some broken piece inside after her husband left her, which is why she is the way she is. And if that is the case, then I truly feel sorry for her. I hope if things go sour when I'm older I don't become like that.
But if she is like that all along, then maybe she deserves all the shit that is said about her and more.
P.S. No he didn't add you back on Facebook back then, I must've accidentally clicked add friend when I tried blocking you from his Ipad. So don't perasan. Siap post instagram pic right after "nobody knows. no one". The quarter and I really had a good laugh at that.
Also, tell your friend Jijie (who happens to be ex friends with the quarter's ex wife - Ha! see what I told you about Ustapol and making allies with everyone, apparently these two got together to bitch about the quarter's ex wife) that she doesn't "know sapa curik" the red dress. It is not yours so fuck off.
Yesterday I blew up and mentioned their names on Twitter. But this is better.
Lying Iranian Aunty
Yesterday on a random "spot check of the bitches" I found out that the Lying Iranian Aunty is STILL NOT FUCKING OVER IT. I don't know what is her problem, other people look back at their year not with that kind of venom, but with a bittersweet feeling and view. And certainly not LIES about other people.
What riled me up was her statement last week that my quarter cheated on her with me who was married. This came in her summary of 2012 (and she doesn't know how to spell 'summary' as well, don't know if it's because she's Iranian (can't write in English) or because she's just dumb). I'm not sure how she got her job, but I suppose they don't involve much spelling and writing or brainpower.
Anyway, that was an outright lie, same as the fact that she created a fake account to suddenly bombard me with insults (and to defend herself in the same vein) when I was openly bitching about her on Twitter for spreading lies about me and my quarter. After the quarter and I bashed her on Twitter for creating that account, she called him from the UK and shouted at him. And still unhappy, she wrote him an email threatening him to which he replied to leave us alone. I know, because I was with him when all this went down.
On that morning, both of us found out that she is a pathological liar.
She tweeted that the quarter was so desperate that he wrote her an email. And wanna hear something even more hilarious? She wrote in the email that she is happy with her boyfriend, and she's pregnant and getting married and anything happens to her and the baby because of the stress we're giving her, she is going to sue. On what grounds? I dunno. Kinda dumb because she started all this shit.
(By the way she's not even pregnant or anywhere close to getting married. El Oh El right?)
She even threatened to expose his P&C work, I think all her employers should be worried now. If she doesn't like you she will want to expose confidential company information. All that because she cannot fight a war of words on fucking Twitter which she started.
And her biggest lie - that he cheated on her with me, was nowhere close to the truth. He dumped her before he even met me. She was unable to accept that he dumped her, and begged him to stay and not see anyone else for at least a month. Damn, even I didn't make my ex HUSBAND to not see anyone for a month after the divorce. What kinda fucked up terms and conditions is that?
And then he met me and we were pretty open about seeing each other and was pretty obvious about it in the frickin' social media (if she was his girlfriend at that time don't tell me she didn't see it?). I even met his close friends soon after I started going out with him and one of them was even saying that he deleted her from Facebook because he thinks she is stalking him. But she had hope, and he did tell me that it was his mistake to keep that "friendship" around. He should have cut her off completely.
She tried to beg him to stay, he told her politely to fuck off but she didn't get it. She gave him a birthday present, and he gave it away. And then she got angry and said he was cheating on her after that? Like seriously? It's your supposed boyfriend's birthday and he's off galavanting on some island with some girl. Something is not right there isn't it? Either he's not your boyfriend or you are OK with him doing that (which makes you a moron).
So tell me, who is the liar now Arta?
And for the sake of your sanity, and happiness (if that is even possible for a bitter old lady like you), just give it a rest. Quit spreading lies about me and my quarter. Stop your slander. Do you know what that word means? If you don't plus fucking google it.
The Ustazah on Happy Pills who is also a Politician (Ustapol)
That is a loooong description of this person! But I think the most apt.
Managing perceptions is what this Ustapol is good at. Extremely good at I might add. She is the type who will appear all holy and good (even is she says she isn't a saint) in her public persona, but a vile, bitter, scheming and thoroughly insincere person behind this "I'm no angel but I appear to be" veil.
Confusing right? I came across her when I scanned through the quarter's Facebook, and asked him who she was because at one point she was flooding his page with links to her blog. So he told me.
The quarter doesn't like to talk about her. He has nothing nice to say about her, and gets irritated at the mention of her name. He even said that she is a rebound that he wished didn't happen.
I read her blog entries about him, and there was one entry that I still remember until today. It was quite possibly the last blog post that was openly about him. The ones after that was just taking a dig at him posting pictures of me in my bikini and other judgemental stuff (but of course she doesn't judge, she's no angel herself - but still she goes ahead and does it).
What brought her back into the picture was actually me finding out that she tried to make friends with this Arta person after Arta got dumped. Apparently that is her usual modus operandi. Collect so called friends to make herself look good. An enemy of my enemy is my friend kinda shit, you know what I mean? Even if that person is someone she loathes, or if that person hated her guts before.
So. It's frickin obvious she is NOT FUCKING OVER IT ALREADY.
The quarter was telling me she tried to weasel her way to be friends with his friends, family and colleagues. He didn't feel that she is sincere. She was also having plenty of affairs behind his back while they were supposedly dating, seeing her ex, some other old men. She writes to them, calls them baby, tells them she misses them, arranges dates, the whole gooey shebang.
How do I know this? Because she's not very smart, that how I know. And of course it's all in black and white.
But that's her problem, I suppose. What her vagina does in her spare time is nobody's business. She can even quote the Quran and hadiths while she's at it, it's still no one's business but hers. I'm not judging! Really.
It's funny though, on one side we have this Arta, making herself look stupid in public, and then we have her, who supplies ammo to Arta and in the process makes Arta look stupid and crazy and herself look like a poised non crazy person. Managing perceptions at work here honey! Although she is anything but. Because if she is truly a decent person, she would not approach Arta in the first place.
Like someone said to me yesterday, for what (the point of her contacting Arta)? For bitching?
Why she is horrible is because she fed Arta personal information (I'll be your little secret keeper she wrote in her blog, and then proceeds to find a poor idiot like Arta who will babble about it while she kept quiet). By the way Ustapol, I KNOW all the dirty little secrets very early in the relationship. I've always been inquisitive and shall I say, investigative, if I'm interested in something or someone, so I know everything that I needed to know. And guess what? It doesn't bother me at all. Because, using your words "I'm no angel" myself.
If she is over it, why one year later she is still bitching about it and trying to find allies and spreading stories about others? Silence is a great source of strength my ass. She is truly sad and pathetic and 'poyo' and 'perasan bagus'. The two Malay words in the latter part are for the lack of better description for this person.
The quarter told me she is like a fly that buzzes around your house and wouldn't go away even when you try swatting her. That even her voice is annoying. I really need to hear how this Ustapol speaks. I bet it's a riot.
It's possible that she has some broken piece inside after her husband left her, which is why she is the way she is. And if that is the case, then I truly feel sorry for her. I hope if things go sour when I'm older I don't become like that.
But if she is like that all along, then maybe she deserves all the shit that is said about her and more.
P.S. No he didn't add you back on Facebook back then, I must've accidentally clicked add friend when I tried blocking you from his Ipad. So don't perasan. Siap post instagram pic right after "nobody knows. no one". The quarter and I really had a good laugh at that.
Also, tell your friend Jijie (who happens to be ex friends with the quarter's ex wife - Ha! see what I told you about Ustapol and making allies with everyone, apparently these two got together to bitch about the quarter's ex wife) that she doesn't "know sapa curik" the red dress. It is not yours so fuck off.
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